shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves
(via xekstrin)
when i find myself in times of trouble
ian somerhalder comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
(via doctorwhofan2)
howto-kissdistinctly-american:
This is relevant to pretty much all of my interests.
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batnana
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Tom watching… (by Tambako the Jaguar)
I know what I need! I need… I need… I need… fish fingers and custard!
(via rundoctorw)
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.
(via nedsdeclassifiedsextape)
